Tomorrow is March 1st.

I can't believe I've been here a full year...

[Yeah, Kyon is hurting inside. Yeah, he just lost his closest friend and his "sister" in the same night. Yeah, he's holding back tears. But this is a guy who solved a murder mystery almost instantly. He knows what not to do, and people are at work doing what they shouldn't be doing.GODDAMMIT PEOPLE, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES ( Read more... )

Phew... That's all of my Christmas shopping done. Now I just have to wrap the gifts and deliver them. Can't say I'm looking forward to that part, but...eh. Gotta do it.

[[Private; Hackable by Friends and "Family" (including Jill, Relm, and Relm's husband)]]Damn, is this really my tenth Christmas in Mayfield? Sure as hell doesn't feel like almost ( Read more... )

[Kyon can be found lying in a ball on his bed, trying to sleep. He's obviously extremely hungry, and unfortunately for Kyon, it's keeping him from sleeping. So he's resorted to an age old remedy...]

Three hundred fifty-six sheep...three hundred fifty-seven sheep...three hundred fifty-eight sheep...

...

Christmas.

In July.

Someone took that saying far too literally.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if this is like what happened when the drones went gaga and they started shuffling us through houses like a deck of cards. The way that message ended definitely indicates that something's up. It's like a computer crash or something...only the ( Read more... )

Father's Day. Ever since that hellish nightmare last month, I have been immensely looking forward to this. Every girl has to listen to what I tell them to do! For once in my life, women will obey me!

Now, what to do... Make the women walk around in underwear... Hmm, that may be a good place to start... Oh, and I can't forget about Relm...*Kyon can ( Read more... )

[[OOC: Note that this is backlogged to around the morning after the event ends. I've just been too busy to get to it until now.]]

*throws the covers off*

Gah! What was that?! I don't think I've ever had a nightmare so real in my life!

*sighs*

But at least that's all it was. I would've noticed if it were real. After all, if what Nagato said is ( Read more... )

[For the past few days, Kyon has holed himself up in his room. He hasn't dared sleep; whenever he felt tired, he would carefully creep out of his room, make his way down to the kitchen, and prepare himself a cup of coffee. He has also been armed with a bread knife at all times ( Read more... )

...Duck and cover.

They have got to be kidding.

[[OOC: For context, Kyon is talking about the old "Duck and Cover" PSAs that were shown in schools during the 1950s. For those who haven't seen the video themselves, you can find it here.

Also, feel free to note that Kyon is wearing this outfit. He just got it back from a favor.]]

Oh, wow. I can't believe Mother's Day just crept up on us like this. If nothing else, at least time goes quickly here.

...I wonder how my real family's doing.

I think I should maybe possibly do something for Jill, too. Even though she's not my real mother, she's been looking out for me practically since I showed up here. What, though, is a ( Read more... )